Only four of our ten fearless predictions from last year came true. That’s not good, but still a lot better than the odds of the Labour government not raising taxes again. Alas, we try again, so here are our prophecies for 2025:
US stocks will underperform the rest of the world. Just kidding, but when is this trend going to end?
Liverpool will win the League, because at this point everyone else is just happy to be there.
Bitcoin will hit 50,000 before it reaches 200,000, because without pain there can be no gain.
There will be less roadworks in London, because it can’t possibly get any worse.
Gold will dip below 2000, for no other reason than I always get this wrong and might just get lucky.
The German elections will result in a grand coalition, because everyone else is un-electable.
28 Years Later will be a better movie than 28 Weeks Later, which was worse than 28 Days Later.
Oil will dip below $70 per barrel, because there will be peace on earth one day after Trump becomes president.
Long term treasury yields will be north of 5%, because the fight against inflation was never over.
Tesla will become the most valuable company in the world, because what could possibly go wrong.
Happy New Year and may the markets be with you in 2025!
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